Cards and Stationery

  • Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on blue backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background
    Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on blue backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background
    Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background
    Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on dark green backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background

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    You old birthday greeting card

    You might think this is the perfect Birthday card for a 60th or 70th but in reality, the younger the birthday the funnier. This greeting card...

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  • black outlined pattern of overlapping different penises for coloring in penis party nsfw greeting card
    black outlined pattern of overlapping different penises for coloring in penis party nsfw greeting card

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    Coloring in penis party greeting card

    What can I say that the card already doesn't? Dozens of dicks. A party of penises - and coloring is therapeutic so provide some stress relief...

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  • Christmas holly leaves with hairy testicles as berries on dark red background with text Jingle Balls
    Christmas holly leaves with hairy testicles as berries on dark red background with text Jingle Balls

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    Jingle Balls Christmas greeting card

    Jingle Balls. Is it juvenile? Yes. Is it hilarious? Yes. Should you buy this holiday greeting card? Duh, of course you should! A classy Christmas gift...

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  • Greeting Card with LGBTQI transgender flag coloured pattern made of all different illustrated penis shapes and sizes
    Greeting Card with LGBTQI transgender flag coloured pattern made of all different illustrated penis shapes and sizes

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    LGBTQI transgender penis party greeting card

    What can I say that the card already doesn't? Dozens of dicks. A party of penises. A rainbow of rods. Lets face it, if you're looking...

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  • image of an Aussie breakfast brown vegemite spread on toast vinyl sticker with white border
    image of an Aussie breakfast brown vegemite spread on toast vinyl sticker with white border

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    Vegemite on toast sticker

    Is there a more Australian breakfast? For the sake of copyright lets call this yeast spread on toast. Mmmmm yeast.Measures approx 9 x 6 cm (3.55...

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  • image of a front facing half avocado vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a front facing half avocado vinyl sticker with white border

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    Avocado sticker

    The glorious, green Avocado. Millennial and Boomer friendly.Measures approx 9.5 x 7 cm (3.75 x 2.75 inches). Decorate and personalise laptops, journals and more.• Vinyl kiss...

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  • pms greeting card with cute uterus character crying blood tears with text don’t ovary act
    pms greeting card with cute uterus character crying blood tears with text don’t ovary act

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    Don't ovary act, uterus greeting card

    Do you have strong female relationships in your life? A friend, your mum, your girlfriend? Do you need some more adventure in your life? Well this...

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  • You're a good egg, Easter greeting cardYou're a good egg, Easter greeting card
    You're a good egg, Easter greeting card

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    You're a good egg, Easter greeting card

    In Australia being a Good Egg is #goals and when you have a Good Egg friend you should celebrate them - especially at Easter. Available in...

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  • Greeting card with small pattered vaginas in the shape of flowers on a pink background with text practically perfect in every way
    Greeting card with small pattered vaginas in the shape of flowers on a pink background with text practically perfect in every way

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    Practically perfect pussy greeting card

    No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting card gives the ego and...

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  • Greeting card with large white love heart sitting on LGBTQI transgender flag background

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    LGBTQI transgender heart greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate LGBTQI Love with this greeting card. Available in the colours of the LGBT...

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  • image of a white Mirena IUD vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a white Mirena IUD vinyl sticker with white border

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    IUD Contraception sticker

    The hormonal IUD - loved by some, loathed by others. Whatever you choose, be informed and protect yo-self! Measures approx 7 x 7 cm (2.95 x...

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  • image of a fried egg vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a fried egg vinyl sticker with white border

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    Fried Egg sticker

    Fried egg sticker, pairs perfectly with bacon (stickers) Get up and Googie!Measures approx 8.5 x 7 cm (3.35 x 2.75 inches). Decorate and personalise laptops, journals...

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  • image of a rainbow fairy bread vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a rainbow fairy bread vinyl sticker with white border

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    Fairy bread sticker

    Fairy bread doesn't only taste great, its a rainbow vision. Delicious and designer-yMeasures approx 10 x 5.5 cm (3.95 x 2.15 inches). Decorate and personalise laptops,...

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  • image of a shucked oyster with pearl vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a shucked oyster with pearl vinyl sticker with white border

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    Oyster with pearl sticker

    Oyster stickers, so good you can almost taste the sea. Different designs available, if you're lucky you might even find a pearl! Measures approx 9 x...

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  • image of a shucked oyster vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a shucked oyster vinyl sticker with white border

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    Oyster sticker

    Oyster stickers, so good you can almost taste the sea. Different designs available, if you're lucky you might even find a pearl! Measures approx 9 x...

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  • image of five sticker variations in different available skin tones of a female naked bottom and legs vinyl sticker with white borderimage of a female naked bottom and legs in very light skin colour vinyl sticker with white border
    image of five sticker variations in different available skin tones of a female naked bottom and legs vinyl sticker with white borderimage of a female naked bottom and legs in very light skin colour vinyl sticker with white border

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    Juicy Bum Booty sticker

    Beautiful bottoms! Grab yourself a cheeky sticker of perky posteriors. Available in a range of skin tones.Measures approx 10 x 4.5 cm (3.95 x 1.8 inches)....

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  • Bacon sticker

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    Bacon sticker

    Mmm bacon. These salty, crispy, porky stickers pair perfectly with their fried egg sticker friend. Measures approx 9.5 x 2.5 cm (3.75 x 1 inches). Decorate...

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  • image of a crying cute uterus with tears of blood with the words don't ovary act in burgundy vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a crying cute uterus with tears of blood with the words don't ovary act in burgundy vinyl sticker with white border

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    Don't Ovary Act Uterus sticker

    Cramping, cravings, emotions, pain... Periods can suck but Don't Ovary Act! From Joan and Rose's Uterus series. Periods, Pregnancy, Contraception, we've got you covered. Measures approx...

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  • image of a smiling uterus vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a smiling uterus vinyl sticker with white border

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    Happy, Cute Uterus sticker

    Cute, happy uterus sticker from Joan and Rose's Uterus series. Periods, Pregnancy, Contraception, we've got you covered. Measures approx 9.5 x 7.5 cm (3.75 x 3...

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  • image of a smiling uterus with the words totally cuterus in purple vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a smiling uterus with the words totally cuterus in purple vinyl sticker with white border

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    Totally Cuterus Uterus sticker

    You know it, we all do - you're Totally Cuterus! From Joan and Rose's Uterus series. Periods, Pregnancy, Contraception, we've got you covered. Measures approx 7.5...

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  • image of an Aussie sausage sizzle Bunnings snag in bread with tomato sauce vinyl sticker with white border
    image of an Aussie sausage sizzle Bunnings snag in bread with tomato sauce vinyl sticker with white border

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    Sausage Sizzle sticker

    It’s an Aussie tradition - from the humble bbq to the hardware store favourite to the core of our democracy - behold and celebrate the sausage...

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  • Cute Joan and Rose Uterus character feeling bruised and bleeding with text Un Oeuf Already
    Cute Joan and Rose Uterus character feeling bruised and bleeding with text Un Oeuf Already

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    Un oeuf already, uterus greeting card

    Another month, another round of crippling cramps, a sore lower back, irritation and teariness. Chocolate takes the edge off, barely. Un Oeuf Already! The perfect empathetic...

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  • happy uterus jumps for joy with period blood puddle underneath with text better late than never
    happy uterus jumps for joy with period blood puddle underneath with text better late than never

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    Better late than never, uterus greeting card

    Sometimes getting your period isn't a bad thing - if you get my drift. Better Late Than Never!Up until now you would be hard pressed to...

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  • greeting card with happy cute uterus with text happy womb day
    greeting card with happy cute uterus with text happy womb day

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    Happy womb day, uterus greeting card

    We all start out in the same bed. Its warm, soothing and full of amniotic fluid. But one day, we get our eviction notice and enter...

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