Cuterus Uterus

Whether its contraception, periods, pregnancy or more you are a Cuterus Uterus superhero and we have the merch to empower and soothe you.
  • Happy Uterus Period pantsHappy Uterus Period pants
    Happy Uterus Period pants
    Happy Uterus Period pants
    Happy Uterus Period pants

    Pants

    Happy Uterus Period pants

    Its that time of the month, you're tired, crabby and emotional. You just want to curl up with a hot water bottle and hate watch Real...

    $45.00 USD
    $45.00 USD
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  • Blood red coloured mid length dress on a female model with repetitive pattern of cute uterus character crying with tears of blood with the text in red Don't Ovary ActBack view of Don't Ovary Act dress in red
    Blood red coloured mid length dress on a female model with repetitive pattern of cute uterus character crying with tears of blood with the text in red Don't Ovary ActBack view of Don't Ovary Act dress in red
    Close up of Don't Ovary Act dress in black showing pocketsBack view of Don't Ovary Act dress in red
    Close up of Don't Ovary Act dress in purple showing pocketsBack view of Don't Ovary Act dress in red
    Close up of Don't Ovary Act dress in pink showing pocketsBack view of Don't Ovary Act dress in red

    Dress

    Don't Ovary Act, Uterus Series, Midi dress

    Its that time of the month, the cramps are starting, your lower back is sore and boy those hormones are working overtime. We get it, periods...

    $47.00 USD
    $47.00 USD
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  • Lilac coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'Black coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'
    Lilac coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'Black coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'
    White coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'Black coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'
    Red coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'Black coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'
    Cream coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'Black coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'
    Maroon coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'Black coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character smiling with the text in purple 'Totally Cuterus'

    T-shirt

    Totally Cuterus, Uterus series, Unisex T-shirt

    Just because you're PMS'ing doesn’t mean you can't look and feel Totally Cuterus. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight:...

    $24.00 USD
    $24.00 USD
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  • Cream coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character crying with tears of blood with the text in red Don't Ovary ActBlack version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirt
    Cream coloured t-shirt with an illustration of a cute uterus character crying with tears of blood with the text in red Don't Ovary ActBlack version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirt
    White version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirtBlack version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirt
    Mauve version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirtBlack version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirt
    Red version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirtBlack version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirt
    Maroon version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirtBlack version of Don't Ovary Act t-shirt

    T-shirt

    Don't Ovary Act, Uterus Series Unisex T-shirt

    Its that time of the month, the cramps are starting, your lower back is sore and boy those hormones are working overtime. We get it, periods...

    $24.00 USD
    $24.00 USD
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  • image of 50" x 60" red blanket draped over a chair with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Actimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    image of 50" x 60" red blanket draped over a chair with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Actimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    folded view of 60" x 80" red Don't Ovary Act throw blanketimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    folded view of 50" x 60" black Don't Ovary Act throw blanketimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    folded view of 60" x 80" black Don't Ovary Act throw blanketimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    folded view of 50" x 60" purple Don't Ovary Act throw blanketimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    folded view of 60" x 80" purple Don't Ovary Act throw blanketimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    folded view of 50" x 60" pink Don't Ovary Act throw blanketimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act
    folded view of 60" x 80" pink Don't Ovary Act throw blanketimage of 50" x 60" red blanket hanging in half on a clothes line to show size with repeated pattern image of cute uterus characters crying and the text Don't Ovary Act

    Throw blanket

    Uterus series, Don't Ovary Act throw blanket

    Its that time of the month, the cramps are starting, your lower back is sore, the fatigue is setting in and all you want to do...

    $34.00 USD
    $34.00 USD
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  • image of a smiling uterus with the words totally cuterus in purple vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a smiling uterus with the words totally cuterus in purple vinyl sticker with white border

    Sticker

    Totally Cuterus Uterus sticker

    You know it, we all do - you're Totally Cuterus! From Joan and Rose's Uterus series. Periods, Pregnancy, Contraception, we've got you covered. Measures approx 7.5...

    $3.00 USD
    $3.00 USD
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  • image of a white Mirena IUD vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a white Mirena IUD vinyl sticker with white border

    Sticker

    IUD Contraception sticker

    The hormonal IUD - loved by some, loathed by others. Whatever you choose, be informed and protect yo-self! Measures approx 7 x 7 cm (2.95 x...

    $3.00 USD
    $3.00 USD
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  • image of a smiling uterus vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a smiling uterus vinyl sticker with white border

    Sticker

    Happy, Cute Uterus sticker

    Cute, happy uterus sticker from Joan and Rose's Uterus series. Periods, Pregnancy, Contraception, we've got you covered. Measures approx 9.5 x 7.5 cm (3.75 x 3...

    $3.00 USD
    $3.00 USD
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  • image of a crying cute uterus with tears of blood with the words don't ovary act in burgundy vinyl sticker with white border
    image of a crying cute uterus with tears of blood with the words don't ovary act in burgundy vinyl sticker with white border

    Sticker

    Don't Ovary Act Uterus sticker

    Cramping, cravings, emotions, pain... Periods can suck but Don't Ovary Act! From Joan and Rose's Uterus series. Periods, Pregnancy, Contraception, we've got you covered. Measures approx...

    $3.00 USD
    $3.00 USD
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  • Greeting card with small pattered vaginas in the shape of flowers on a pink background with text practically perfect in every way
    Greeting card with small pattered vaginas in the shape of flowers on a pink background with text practically perfect in every way

    Greeting Card

    Practically perfect pussy greeting card

    No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting card gives the ego and...

    $6.00 USD
    $6.00 USD
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  • Cute Joan and Rose Uterus character feeling bruised and bleeding with text Un Oeuf Already
    Cute Joan and Rose Uterus character feeling bruised and bleeding with text Un Oeuf Already

    Greeting Card

    Un oeuf already, uterus greeting card

    Another month, another round of crippling cramps, a sore lower back, irritation and teariness. Chocolate takes the edge off, barely. Un Oeuf Already! The perfect empathetic...

    $6.00 USD
    $6.00 USD
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  • Cute lemon character holding bouquet of roses clencing knees on a pale yellow background with hearts and text To my little squirter
    Cute lemon character holding bouquet of roses clencing knees on a pale yellow background with hearts and text To my little squirter

    Greeting Card

    To my little squirter greeting card

    Let that special someone in your life know just how special they are - and how inappropriate you are. This cheeky, lemony, NSFW punny greeting card...

    $6.00 USD
    $6.00 USD
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