Collection: Lovers and partners

Get on your hubba hubba for your bubba bubba. From sweet to sexy to downright NSFW Joan and Rose has you covered.
  • Pants

    Happy Uterus Period pants

    Its that time of the month, you're tired, crabby and emotional. You just want to curl up with a hot water bottle and hate watch Real...

    Regular price $44.00 USD
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  • Greeting Card

    You make me Prawny greeting card

    It’s cheesy but also seafoody. Are you in love with a fisherman or seafood connoisseur? Turn their shrimp into a king prawn with this funny, fishy,...

    Regular price $6.00 USD
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  • Greeting Card

    LGBTQI transgender penis party greeting card

    What can I say that the card already doesn't? Dozens of dicks. A party of penises. A rainbow of rods. Lets face it, if you're looking...

    Regular price $6.00 USD
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  • Mug

    Pacman pregnancy reveal parody mug, multiple sizes

    Game over man, game over. Just kidding... Congratulations! Like retro gaming? Going to be a new dad? Well we might just have the perfect gift for...

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Mug

    Sperm Invaders, mug, multiple sizes

    Game over man, game over. Just kidding... Congratulations! Like retro gaming? Going to be a new dad? Well we might just have the perfect gift for...

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Mug

    Lemon party, mug

    Ain't no party like a lemon party! People will love your cheerful celebratory mug and when they ask you about it, well, its up to them...

    Regular price $14.00 USD
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  • Dress

    Don't Ovary Act, Uterus Series, Midi dress

    Its that time of the month, the cramps are starting, your lower back is sore and boy those hormones are working overtime. We get it, periods...

    Regular price $47.00 USD
    Sale price $47.00 USD Regular price
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  • T-shirt

    Totally Cuterus, Uterus series, Unisex T-shirt

    Just because you're PMS'ing doesn’t mean you can't look and feel Totally Cuterus. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight:...

    Regular price $24.00 USD
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  • T-shirt

    Don't Ovary Act, Uterus Series Unisex T-shirt

    Its that time of the month, the cramps are starting, your lower back is sore and boy those hormones are working overtime. We get it, periods...

    Regular price $24.00 USD
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  • T-shirt

    Lemon Party, Unisex T-shirt

    'Ain't no party like a lemon party. Just don't google it. Available in a range of colours including white, cream, lilac, steel blue, mustard and pebble....

    Regular price $24.00 USD
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  • Throw blanket

    Uterus series, Don't Ovary Act throw blanket

    Its that time of the month, the cramps are starting, your lower back is sore, the fatigue is setting in and all you want to do...

    Regular price $33.00 USD
    Sale price $33.00 USD Regular price
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  • T-shirt

    Sperm Invaders, pregnancy reveal, Unisex T-shirt

    Game over man, game over. Just kidding... Congratulations! Like retro gaming? Going to be a mum or dad? Well we might just have the perfect gift...

    Regular price $24.00 USD
    Sale price $24.00 USD Regular price
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