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Practically perfect penis greeting card

Regular price $6.00 USD
Sale price $6.00 USD Regular price
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No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting card gives the ego and consequently the bedroom a boost for you and your lover. Available in petaled pussies or perky penises. 

• Satin printed on 340gsm, sustainably sourced paper stock
• Portrait card (148mm x 105mm folded) with matching envelope
• All cards are blank inside for you to personalise with your own message
• Please note that the colours of the artwork may vary slightly from the colours of your screen
• Shipping Monday and Thursday from Australia