Greeting card with small pattered penises on a pale blue background with text practically perfect in every way
Greeting card with small pattered vaginas in the shape of flowers on a pink background with text practically perfect in every way
Greeting card with small pattered penises on a pale blue background with text practically perfect in every way angled view
Greeting card with small pattered vaginas in the shape of flowers on a pink background with text practically perfect in every way angled view
Joan and Rose

Practically Perfect in Everyway Greeting Card

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Petaled pussies or perky penises. No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting card gives the ego and consequently the bedroom a boost for you and your lover.

• Satin printed on 340gsm, sustainably sourced paper stock
• Portrait card (148mm x 105mm folded) with matching envelope
• All cards are blank inside for you to personalise with your own message
• Please note that the colours of the artwork may vary slightly from the colours of your screen
• Shipping Monday and Thursday from Australia

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