Greeting Cards

  • Greeting card with large white text Mrs + Mrs on LGBTQI rainbow flag backgroundGreeting card with large white text Mrs + Mrs on LGBTQI transgender flag background
    Greeting card with large white text Mrs + Mrs on LGBTQI transgender flag backgroundGreeting card with large white text Mrs + Mrs on LGBTQI transgender flag background

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    Mrs and Mrs wedding greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate marriage equality, pride and most important of all - love - with this...

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  • Two prawns facing each other to make a love heart shape on a pale yellow background with text You make me prawny
    Two prawns facing each other to make a love heart shape on a pale yellow background with text You make me prawny

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    You make me Prawny greeting card

    It’s cheesy but also seafoody. Are you in love with a fisherman or seafood connoisseur? Turn their shrimp into a king prawn with this funny, fishy,...

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  • Greeting card with red anatomical hearts on blue background with text My heart beats for youGreeting card with red anatomical hearts on pink background with text My heart beats for you
    Greeting card with red anatomical hearts on pink background with text My heart beats for youGreeting card with red anatomical hearts on pink background with text My heart beats for you

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    My heart beats for you greeting card

    Petaled pussies or perky penises. No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting...

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  • Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on blue backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background
    Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on blue backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background
    Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background
    Birthday card with minimalist white text you old. on dark green backgroundBirthday card with minimalist white text you old. on yellow background

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    You old birthday greeting card

    You might think this is the perfect Birthday card for a 60th or 70th but in reality, the younger the birthday the funnier. This greeting card...

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  • Greeting card with large white love heart sitting on LGBTQI rainbow flag background

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    LGBTQI rainbow heart greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate LGBTQI Love with this greeting card. Available in the colours of the LGBT...

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  • Cute Joan and Rose Uterus character feeling bruised and bleeding with text Un Oeuf Already
    Cute Joan and Rose Uterus character feeling bruised and bleeding with text Un Oeuf Already

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    Un oeuf already, uterus greeting card

    Another month, another round of crippling cramps, a sore lower back, irritation and teariness. Chocolate takes the edge off, barely. Un Oeuf Already! The perfect empathetic...

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  • Greeting card with large white text Mr + Mr on LGBTQI rainbow flag backgroundGreeting card with large white text Mr + Mr on LGBTQI transgender flag background
    Greeting card with large white text Mr + Mr on LGBTQI transgender flag backgroundGreeting card with large white text Mr + Mr on LGBTQI transgender flag background

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    Mr and Mr wedding greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate marriage equality, pride and most important of all - love - with these...

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  • Greeting card with large white text Love is Love on LGBTQI rainbow flag backgroundGreeting card with large white text Love is Love on LGBTQI transgender flag background
    Greeting card with large white text Love is Love on LGBTQI transgender flag backgroundGreeting card with large white text Love is Love on LGBTQI transgender flag background

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    LGBTQI Love is Love greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate LGBTQI Love with this greeting card. Available in the colours of the LGBT...

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  • Greeting Card with LGBTQI rainbow flag coloured pattern made of all different illustrated penis shapes and sizes

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    LGBTQI rainbow penis party greeting card

    What can I say that the card already doesn't? Dozens of dicks. A party of penises. A rainbow of rods. Lets face it, if you're looking...

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  • Greeting card with caucasian skin coloured backround with red pimples and whiteheads with large cream text Pimp
    Greeting card with caucasian skin coloured backround with red pimples and whiteheads with large cream text Pimp

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    Pimp greeting card

    We all have 'that' friend, they think they're it and a bag of chips. Time for a reality check. This greeting card gives them the Pimp...

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  • Greeting card with cute lemon character holding heart shaped box of chocolates with text youre my main squeeze
    Greeting card with cute lemon character holding heart shaped box of chocolates with text youre my main squeeze

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    You're my main squeeze greeting card

    In love and want to shout it from the rooftops? Kick a Valentines Day goal with this lemony, punny greeting card. It is officially the cutest...

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  • Cute lemon character holding bouquet of roses clencing knees on a pale yellow background with hearts and text To my little squirter
    Cute lemon character holding bouquet of roses clencing knees on a pale yellow background with hearts and text To my little squirter

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    To my little squirter greeting card

    Let that special someone in your life know just how special they are - and how inappropriate you are. This cheeky, lemony, NSFW punny greeting card...

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  • Pink whoopee cushion with love hearts on white background with text Lets Make Whoopee
    Pink whoopee cushion with love hearts on white background with text Lets Make Whoopee

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    Lets make whoopee greeting card

    Toot your love from the tree tops this Valentines Day with this funny, sexy and deeply immature greeting card. Maybe just avoid spices and cabbage before...

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  • Pair of cowboy boots on a giant pink loveheart on white background with text Lets Knock Boots
    Pair of cowboy boots on a giant pink loveheart on white background with text Lets Knock Boots

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    Lets knock boots greeting card

    This Valentines Day say it with passion, plaid and cowboy boots. Take that romance to an adults only level with a rootin' tootin' good time greeting...

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  • Greeting card with lung pattern with text Me Love you Lung time
    Greeting card with lung pattern with text Me Love you Lung time

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    Me love you lung time greeting card

    Warning! Your loved one may hyperventilate with excitement with this punny love greeting card. Fabulous for Valentine's Day, utter perfection for lung transplant recipients. Let someone...

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  • Greeting card with small pattered penises on a pale blue background with text practically perfect in every way

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    Practically perfect penis greeting card

    No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting card gives the ego and...

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  • Blue backround greeting card filled with white sperm pattern with text You're a survivor
    Blue backround greeting card filled with white sperm pattern with text You're a survivor

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    You're a survivor greeting card

    Don't let life's challenges get you down. This greeting card is a great way to let someone know you are thinking of them and they've got...

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  • Cute smiling tooth character with two large front teeth wearing jeans and braces on orange background with text New Braces?
    Cute smiling tooth character with two large front teeth wearing jeans and braces on orange background with text New Braces?

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    New braces? greeting card

    Train tracks, spinach catchers, Jaws.... we've all been there. If they can take it you can now give it. Add a little laughter to their pain...

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  • Greeting card with Aussie sausage sizzle sausages in white bread on blue background with text SNAG and proud of it
    Greeting card with Aussie sausage sizzle sausages in white bread on blue background with text SNAG and proud of it

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    SNAG and proud of it sausage sizzle greeting card

    The term SNAG is slang for sausage but if I remember my 90's lingo it also stands for Sensitive New Age Guy. If this term was...

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  • Greeting card with watercolour and ink painting of red cardinal bird sitting on a branch surrounded by red berries
    Greeting card with watercolour and ink painting of red cardinal bird sitting on a branch surrounded by red berries

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    Red Cardinal greeting card

    This beautiful Red Cardinal bird greeting card is based from an original watercolour and ink painting from Joan and Rose. With its deep red plumage and...

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  • Greeting card with cute smiling white egg character with angel halo on orange background with text You're a good eggGreeting card with cute smiling brown egg character with angel halo on blue background with text You're a good egg
    Greeting card with cute smiling white egg character with angel halo on orange background with text You're a good eggGreeting card with cute smiling brown egg character with angel halo on blue background with text You're a good egg

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    You're a good egg, friendship greeting card

    In Australia being a Good Egg is #goals and when you have a Good Egg friend you should celebrate them. Eggcellent friendship all year round is...

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  • Greeting card with two cute egg characters one walking away with crack in its shell like a bum crack the other laughing facing forward on purple background with text You Crack me up
    Greeting card with two cute egg characters one walking away with crack in its shell like a bum crack the other laughing facing forward on purple background with text You Crack me up

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    You crack me up, friendship greeting card

    This egg-ceptionally hilarious eggy greeting card has dad's joke written all over it. Show the love by telling them how much they crack you up, Not...

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  • Sperm Invaders Retro 8 bit gaming Space Invaders inspired pregnancy announcement parody greeting card with sperm as aliens trying to hit an egg and text Game Over
    Sperm Invaders Retro 8 bit gaming Space Invaders inspired pregnancy announcement parody greeting card with sperm as aliens trying to hit an egg and text Game Over

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    Sperm Invaders pregnancy announcement greeting card

    This hilarious retro gaming themed pregnancy reveal greeting card will itch where your nerdy 8 bit, classic arcade video game loving partners scratches. Perfect as funny...

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  • Retro 8 bit gaming pacman inspired pregnancy announcement parody greeting card with sperm chasing an egg and text Game Over
    Retro 8 bit gaming pacman inspired pregnancy announcement parody greeting card with sperm chasing an egg and text Game Over

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    Retro gaming pregnancy announcement greeting card

    This hilarious retro gaming themed pregnancy reveal greeting card will itch where your nerdy 8 bit, classic arcade video game loving partners scratches. Perfect as funny...

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