Collection: Greeting Cards

  • Greeting Card

    Mrs and Mrs wedding greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate marriage equality, pride and most important of all - love - with this...

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    You make me Prawny greeting card

    It’s cheesy but also seafoody. Are you in love with a fisherman or seafood connoisseur? Turn their shrimp into a king prawn with this funny, fishy,...

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    My heart beats for you greeting card

    Petaled pussies or perky penises. No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting...

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    You old birthday greeting card

    You might think this is the perfect Birthday card for a 60th or 70th but in reality, the younger the birthday the funnier. This greeting card...

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    LGBTQI rainbow heart greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate LGBTQI Love with this greeting card. Available in the colours of the LGBT...

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    Un oeuf already, uterus greeting card

    Another month, another round of crippling cramps, a sore lower back, irritation and teariness. Chocolate takes the edge off, barely. Un Oeuf Already! The perfect empathetic...

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    Mr and Mr wedding greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate marriage equality, pride and most important of all - love - with these...

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    LGBTQI Love is Love greeting card

    Congratulations are in order, love is love and its a beautiful thing. Celebrate LGBTQI Love with this greeting card. Available in the colours of the LGBT...

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    LGBTQI rainbow penis party greeting card

    What can I say that the card already doesn't? Dozens of dicks. A party of penises. A rainbow of rods. Lets face it, if you're looking...

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    Pimp greeting card

    We all have 'that' friend, they think they're it and a bag of chips. Time for a reality check. This greeting card gives them the Pimp...

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    You're my main squeeze greeting card

    In love and want to shout it from the rooftops? Kick a Valentines Day goal with this lemony, punny greeting card. It is officially the cutest...

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    To my little squirter greeting card

    Let that special someone in your life know just how special they are - and how inappropriate you are. This cheeky, lemony, NSFW punny greeting card...

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    Lets make whoopee greeting card

    Toot your love from the tree tops this Valentines Day with this funny, sexy and deeply immature greeting card. Maybe just avoid spices and cabbage before...

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    Lets knock boots greeting card

    This Valentines Day say it with passion, plaid and cowboy boots. Take that romance to an adults only level with a rootin' tootin' good time greeting...

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    Me love you lung time greeting card

    Warning! Your loved one may hyperventilate with excitement with this punny love greeting card. Fabulous for Valentine's Day, utter perfection for lung transplant recipients. Let someone...

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    Practically perfect penis greeting card

    No matter the appendage if it scratches where you itch it's perfect. A love card with an erotic edge this greeting card gives the ego and...

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    You're a survivor greeting card

    Don't let life's challenges get you down. This greeting card is a great way to let someone know you are thinking of them and they've got...

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    New braces? greeting card

    Train tracks, spinach catchers, Jaws.... we've all been there. If they can take it you can now give it. Add a little laughter to their pain...

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    SNAG and proud of it sausage sizzle greeting card

    The term SNAG is slang for sausage but if I remember my 90's lingo it also stands for Sensitive New Age Guy. If this term was...

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    Red Cardinal greeting card

    This beautiful Red Cardinal bird greeting card is based from an original watercolour and ink painting from Joan and Rose. With its deep red plumage and...

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    You're a good egg, friendship greeting card

    In Australia being a Good Egg is #goals and when you have a Good Egg friend you should celebrate them. Eggcellent friendship all year round is...

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    You crack me up, friendship greeting card

    This egg-ceptionally hilarious eggy greeting card has dad's joke written all over it. Show the love by telling them how much they crack you up, Not...

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    Sperm Invaders pregnancy announcement greeting card

    This hilarious retro gaming themed pregnancy reveal greeting card will itch where your nerdy 8 bit, classic arcade video game loving partners scratches. Perfect as funny...

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    Retro gaming pregnancy announcement greeting card

    This hilarious retro gaming themed pregnancy reveal greeting card will itch where your nerdy 8 bit, classic arcade video game loving partners scratches. Perfect as funny...

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